Urinal Etiquette

Frequently asked questions:

1. A note about talking in the restroom.
2. Restrooms equiped with troughs.
3. Stalls without walls.
4. Child-size urinals.
5. Urinals with walls or partitions.
6. Hanging the toilet paper.
7. Which sink to use.
8. What to do if I really, really have to go bad.
9. What to do at Half-time.

Toilet Rules never spoken but understood:

1. The ideal restroom situation.
2. The two person toilet Tango.
3. Three is company, just barely.
4. Only four, no more.
5. Five, five, five, five- staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.
6. Six, six I am betwixt.